Funny sayings about life. Quotes about life
A new collection of cool statuses and aphorisms about life.
If a person does not have convolutions, wrinkles will not replace them.
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Russians drink from nothing to do and work from nothing to drink.
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Sex should be done only in one single case - when he introduced himself.
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Finally I learned the rules of the game in POHER - life immediately became more fun.
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If I said that I didn’t take it, then I won’t give it back!
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Sign in Odnoklassniki:
If you added a Man as a friend - wait for all his women to visit!
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Married men are easily recognizable by their marital facial expressions.
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The child was presented with a doctor's toy set. The cat started new life with intractable diseases.
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Who said that the state is us? The state is us...
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If you take a sober look at life, you want to get drunk.
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Everything that is done is for the better. Just not always yours.
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I wanted to save money for my old age. Does not work. You have to put off old age.
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Girls 12-15 years old write statuses: “I miss him so much” ... Are they about the brain or about the belt ?!
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If you write to someone without a space: "IDIO HERE", then one will take it as a message, and the other as an invitation.
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It's impolite for a man to turn his back, and women - they are polite from all sides!
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When there is no one to do the Kama Sutra with, they do Yoga.
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Any Woman, when attacking a Man, needs his protection.
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The smartest plant in the world is horseradish. He knows everything.
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There are men who say: "I'm the only one!". You look at him and think: “And thank God!”.
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From a kiss to a quarrel, one step, and from a quarrel to a kiss - a week and new boots!
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A man is a tank: where the gun turns, the tower goes there...
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With a good appetite, fried nails are a delicacy.
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Do not trust Russian puddles - this could be the entrance to the subway.
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Sign: If you forgot to put a tea bag in a cup, and after pouring boiling water, you found that you still got tea ... then it's time to wash the mug.
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Did you know that a thrifty hostess cuts meat for the festive table into very thin slices? And the cunning guest eats five of them at once.
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Paradox: The more difficult the situation, the less charged the phone.
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When you are on a diet, after six you can’t do anything, and after six you can do everything.
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If the dog does not like the food from your table, then you need to drive such ... a wife!
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Healthy eating is a must to filter the tap water before brewing Doshirak.
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Whatever happens in your life, no matter what people you meet, everything ends up sitting at your computer and eating something.
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I'm getting old! Before, I would sit at the computer for days and nights trying to figure out why the update for the program is not installed ... But now I just deleted it ...
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- It used to be free education and free healthcare, what now?
- Free work.
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It is inexpensive to rent an apartment in Moscow only with a camera.
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Sleeping babies are not only cute, but FINALLY!
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In Russia, a double solid must be at least forty centimeters in height.
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"Daddy, daddy, can I kiss you?" - You can, daughter, but there is no money, my mother kissed him first.
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"Goth" - thought the parrot, looking at the crow. "Gay" - thought the crow, looking at the parrot ...
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The doctors' strike was unsuccessful - their demands could not even be read.
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Great Moscow! And no place to park...
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The main task of paid medicine is to transform acute pain into chronic pain.
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A mat is commonly used to mitigate the effects of a fall.
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Money is dirt ... but healing.
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Everyone is endowed with a brain, but not everyone understood the instructions.
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The fate of the rams is to always be responsible for the goats.
Cool female aphorisms and statuses
I hung a guard against evil spirits at home ... Now I can’t go in myself!
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I don't want to say that I'm getting old, but all the sounds that I once made during sex, now I make just getting up from the couch!
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I'm tired of everything... I'm tired... I'll go to a monastery... To a men's... For three days... Mmmm, or maybe four?.. Let's see how they meet...
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I wonder if they see me the way I see myself in the mirror, or the way I look in photographs?
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I tell my husband: “I will go to church on Sunday, I will confess.”
Husband: "Take Validol, suddenly he will take the father."
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Girls, advice from the heart: if you decide to get drunk, then the last glass should be eaten with a SIM card!
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You can't eat at night. So I eat without looking...
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Today, finally, I got on the scales and realized that candy cow is not just a name ... This is a warning! ...
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I guessed today. I didn’t really find a camomile As a result: the cactus is in the trash, my hands are bloody, but it seems like it loves!
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I am modest to the point of outrageousness... After the outrageousness, I am again "modesty itself"...
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Women's folk wisdom: What I do not remember, that was not!
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This morning, while I was putting on make-up, I fainted five times from my beauty ...
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After 30, the muscles of the ears weaken in women, so the noodles stop holding ...
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If your employer treats you well, then he is underpaying you.
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Girls are divided into two categories: well-dressed and well-dressed.
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Everything that is given to us as a gift, it is better to take money.
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A smart woman is never offended - she immediately begins to plan revenge.
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If the guests hinted that you were sitting too long, then it is better not to disturb the hosts and lie down.
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If the family does not go well, it is necessary not to arrange furniture according to Feng Shui, but to sleep according to the Kama Sutra.
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Family life is when you want it, you don’t want it, but you need to want it!
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If you don't know what you want, you'll get what's left.
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Small world!? Go on a diet!
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Rare bastards are common.
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- All wives are like wives, but this one never has a headache! sighed the husband.
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People rarely want to get married. People are more likely to want to get married.
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God created a woman ... .. looked and said:
- Yes, okay ... put on makeup ...
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MADY PIPFOP NPMYUBF, EUMY FEEUMBCHYE OE RPVHTsDBEF YI ZPCHPTYFSH.
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Oe VPMEK - CTBY Oe DTENMEF!
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We invite you to read quotes about life. Here are collected phrases, aphorisms, quotes about the life of great people and ordinary people. Among the quotes about life, there are quotes with deep meaning, sad, funny (funny), beautiful, relating to many aspects of life. Not all quotes have known authors. Some quotes are short and brief, others are long and detailed. Alone thoughts, sayings from the books of great people, from books, which we read, others from Internet sources (statuses, articles), so a fairly significant collection of aphorisms about life gradually accumulated. We think that many have such collections of their own. And this is our collection of quotes, aphorisms that we like. Perhaps you will like some of them too. There is also famous phrases about life and statements from modern life. "Life is beautiful" in prose. Wisdom of life, quotes from great people about life with meaning.
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Read them when you are lonely, sad, hard at heart, when you need support, help - wise quotes from great people remind you that our life still depends only on us. Never give up and never let others give up on you.
We often do not have enough time, but more, perhaps, courage. And gradually the daily routine, like sand, slowly fills us up, and under their weight we cannot raise our hands.
Sometimes some event literally paralyzes us and deprives us of strength.
It would seem that in order to rise and move on, quite a bit is needed - but we don’t have this “little” right now. Everyone has such moments, and therefore we share with you important and the right words to help us all move forward. Quotes on the topic "Life as it is."
Aphorisms and quotes of great and ordinary people about life
♦ "People always put the blame on the force of circumstances. I do not believe in the force of circumstances. In this world, only those who are looking for the conditions they need are successful and, if they do not find them, create them themselves"Bernard Show
♦ We are like stars. Sometimes something tears us apart, and when this happens, it seems to us that we are dying, although in fact we turn into a supernova. Self-awareness turns us into supernovas, and we become more beautiful, better and brighter than our former selves.
♦ "When we touch another person, we either help him or hinder him. There is no third way: we either pull the person down or lift him up" Washington
♦ "You need to learn from the mistakes of others. It is impossible to live long enough to make them all on your own" Hyman George Rickover
♦ "Looking to the past - take off your hat, looking to the future - roll up your sleeves!"
♦ "Some things in life cannot be fixed. It can only be experienced"
♦ "The most enjoyable thing is to do what they think you'll never do" Arabic proverb
♦ "Pay no attention to minor flaws; remember: you have big ones too" Benjamin Franklin
♦ "No wish is given to you apart from the power to make it come true"
♦ "Don't be afraid of big expenses, be afraid of small incomes" John Rockefeller
♦ "The solution of some problems should not be accompanied by the appearance of others. This is a trap"
♦ "Worry does not eliminate tomorrow's problems, but takes away today's peace"
♦ "A person has two lives: the second begins when you realize that there is only one life..." Confucius
♦ "Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future"
♦ "All people bring happiness: some by their presence, others by their absence"
♦ "What can't be fixed shouldn't be mourned" Benjamin Franklin
♦ "If you buy what you don't need, you will soon be selling what you need" Benjamin Franklin
♦ "Life does not use a carbon paper, for each it composes its own plot, for which it has an author's patent, endorsed in the highest instances"
♦ "Everything that is beautiful in this life is either immoral, or illegal, or leads to obesity." Oscar Wilde
♦ "We can't stand people with the same flaws that we have" Oscar Wilde
♦ "Be yourself. Other roles are already taken" Oscar Wilde
♦ "Forgive your enemies - this The best way piss them off" Oscar Wilde
♦ "It is very dangerous to meet a woman who fully understands you. It usually ends in marriage" Oscar Wilde
♦ "In America, in the Rocky Mountains, I saw the only reasonable method of art criticism. In a bar, a sign hung over the piano: "Do not shoot the pianist - he does everything he can." Oscar Wilde
♦ "Successful people have fear and doubt and anxiety. They just didn't let those feelings stop them." T. Garve Ecker
♦ "Desire is a thousand ways, unwillingness is a thousand obstacles"
♦ "Happy is not the one who has a lot, but the one who has enough"
♦ "If your desires do not coincide with your capabilities, you must either limit your desires or increase your opportunities"
♦ "A man should feel that he is needed, and a woman should feel that she is taken care of"
♦ "It is not at all necessary to be beautiful. It is important to be able to inspire that you are irresistible and charming, that you are the center of the earth, the navel of the universe. People so readily accept imposed opinions"
♦ "Small towns have amazing ability keep those who hesitated here"
♦ "Do not believe your eyes! They see only barriers"
♦ "He who does not know in which harbor he is sailing, for him there is no favorable wind" Seneca
♦ "You need to communicate only with those with whom you are comfortable. The rest are free. Especially unsympathetic are free twice"
♦ "A person may not be born, but he must die"
♦ "If we do not change the present, the future will not change. And if the present is like a quagmire, nothing will pull us out of it, and the future will be just as viscous and faceless"
♦ "Don't judge another person's roads until you've walked at least a mile in his moccasins" Pueblo Indian proverb
♦ "Whether any particular day will bring you more happiness or more grief depends mainly on the strength of your determination. Whether every day of your life will be happy or unhappy is up to you" George Merriam
♦ "In a relationship, the main thing is to bring joy, and not to prove your individuality"
♦ "Genius lies in the ability to distinguish the difficult from the impossible" Napoleon Bonaparte
♦ "The biggest mistake is that we give up quickly, sometimes to get what you want, you just have to try again"
♦ "The greatest glory is not in never being wrong, but in being able to rise whenever you fall" Confucius
♦ "Conquer bad habits easier today than tomorrow Confucius
♦ "Every person has three characters: the one that is attributed to him; the one that he attributes to himself; and, finally, the one that is in reality" Victor Hugo
♦ "The dead are valued according to their merits, the living - according to financial means"
♦ "It's hard to think with a full belly, but it's loyal" Gabriel Laub
♦ "I have very simple tastes. The best always suits me" Oscar Wilde
♦ "Just because you're alone doesn't mean you're crazy" Stephen King
♦ Stephen King
♦ "Everyone has something like a dung shovel, with which, in moments of stress and trouble, you begin to dig into yourself, into your thoughts and feelings. Get rid of it. Burn it. Otherwise, the hole you dug will reach the depths of the subconscious, and then at night from it the dead will come out" Stephen King
♦ "People think they can't do a lot of things, and then they suddenly discover that they can very much when they find themselves in a stalemate" Stephen King
♦ "There is a test to determine whether your mission on earth is completed or not. If you are still alive, then it is not over." Richard Bach
♦ "Never feel sorry for yourself and don't let anyone do it"
♦ "You're braver than you think. Stronger than you look. And smarter than you think." - Alan Milne "Winnie the Pooh and all-all-all."
♦ "Sometimes it happens that very small things take up a lot of space in the heart," Alan Milne "Winnie the Pooh and Everything".
♦ “Looking back on the experience, I remember the story of an old man who, on his deathbed, told that his life was full of troubles, most of which never happened” Winston Churchill
♦ "A successful person is one who is able to build a solid foundation from the stones that others throw at him" David Brinkley
♦ "If you are frightened, do not run, otherwise you will later run to infinity"
♦ Strangers come to feast, their own to mourn.
♦ Do not spit up.
♦ Do not delay the departing, do not drive away the incoming.
♦ It is better to be the enemy of a good man than the friend of a bad one.
♦ "A vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you have in mind is impossible to achieve"
♦ "Humans are interesting creatures. In a world full of wonders, they managed to invent boredom" Sir Terence Pratchett, English satirist
♦ "A pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity, while an optimist sees opportunity in every difficulty" Winston Churchill
♦ "Even a big failure is not a disaster, but just a twist of fate, and sometimes in the right direction"
♦ "Even in a time of terrible tragedy and crisis, there is no reason to exacerbate the suffering of others with your unhappy appearance."
♦ "Everyone has their own secret, private world.
There is the best moment in this world,
There is the most terrible hour in this world,
But all this is unknown to us ... "
♦ "Set big goals for yourself - they are harder to miss"
♦ "Of all the paths, choose the most difficult - there you will not meet competitors"
♦ “In life, like in the rain - one day there comes a moment when it’s just all the same”
♦ “It doesn’t matter how slowly you progress, the main thing is that you don’t stop” Bruce Lee
♦ "No one dies a virgin. Life will fuck everyone" Kurt Cobain
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♦ "If you fail, you will be upset; if you give up, you are doomed" beaverly hills
♦ "The most important thing is to do at least something to achieve success, and do it right now. This is the most important secret - despite all its simplicity. Everyone has amazing ideas, but rarely does anyone do anything to realize them in practice, and right now. Not tomorrow. Not in a week. Now. An entrepreneur who achieves success is the one who acts, not slows down, and acts right now" Nolan Bushnell
♦ "When you see a successful business, it means that someone once made a bold decision" Peter Drucker
♦ "Each person has his own price of happiness, a billionaire needs a second billion, a millionaire needs a billion, common man- a normal salary, a homeless man - a house, an orphan - parents, a lonely woman - a man, a lonely man - unlimited Internet "
♦ "People either poison each other's life or feed it"
♦ "You can buy a house, but not a hearth;
you can buy a bed, but not sleep;
you can buy a watch, but not time;
you can buy a book, but not knowledge;
you can buy position, but not respect;
you can pay for a doctor, but not for health;
you can buy a soul, but not a life;
you can buy sex, but not love" Coelho Paulo
♦ "Don't be afraid to make big plans, set high goals and leave your comfort zone! It's okay to feel discomfort when you change. By doing what is perceived as discomfort, we grow and develop. Train yourself to go beyond the usual, “swim beyond the buoys “expand your comfort zone!”
♦ "Whatever the circumstances of life you find yourself in, you should not blame the people around you for this, and even more so lose heart. It is important to realize not why, but why you ended up in this particular situation, and it will certainly serve you well"
♦ "If you want to have what you don't have, you have to do what you haven't done before" Coco Chanel
♦ "If you're not wrong, then you're not doing anything new"
♦ "If something can be misunderstood, then it will be misunderstood"
♦ "There are three types of idleness - doing nothing, doing badly and doing the wrong thing"
♦ "If in doubt on the road, take a companion, if you are sure - move alone"
♦ "An insurmountable difficulty is death. Everything else is completely solvable"
♦ "Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic"
♦ "When a woman says that she has nothing to wear, it means that everything new has ended. When a man says that he has nothing to wear, it means that everything clean has ended"
♦ "If relatives or friends do not call you for a long time, then they are doing well"
♦ "The penguin was given wings not to fly, but just to have them. Some people have this with the brain"
♦ "There are three reasons for non-attendance: forgot, washed down or scored"
♦ "Mosquitoes are much more humane than some women, if a mosquito drinks your blood, at least it stops buzzing"
♦ "Life isn't fair. Is that why mosquitoes drink blood and not fat?"
♦ "The lottery is the most accurate way to account for the number of optimists"
♦ "About wives: There is only a moment between the past and the future. It is he who is called life"
♦ "It's not enough to know your worth - you still need to be in demand"
♦ "It's a shame when your dreams come true for others!"
♦ "There is such a type of women - you respect them, you admire them, you revere them, but from a distance. If they make an attempt to get closer, you have to fight them off with a club"
♦ "A person's character is best judged by how he behaves with people who can do nothing for him, as well as with people who cannot fight back" Abigail Van Beuren
♦ "Weak natures behave exclusively imperiously with those whom they find even weaker" Etienne Rey
♦ "Do not envy the one who is stronger and richer.
Sunset always comes with dawn.
With this life short, equal to a sigh,
Treat like with this one for rent" Khayyam Omar
♦ "The next line always moves faster" Observation Ettore
♦ "If nothing else helps, finally read the instructions!" Axiom of Kahn and Orben
♦ "The need to knock on wood has come - you find that the world consists of aluminum and plastic" Flagg's law
♦ "What you keep long enough can be thrown away. As soon as you throw something away, you will need it" Richard's interdependence rule
♦ "Whatever happens to you, it has all happened to someone you know before, it only got worse" Mieder's law
♦ "A real intellectual will never say "the fool himself", he will say "you are not qualified enough to criticize me"
♦ "The way we look at life depends on us. Sometimes changing the point of view on the angle of inclination can change everything. And most importantly: it takes less than three days to create this habit. So, optimists are not born, but become. In our forces to accustom yourself to find something good in everything.Or, as the Chinese say, always look at things from the bright side, and if there are none, rub the dark ones until they shine"
♦ "Prince didn't jump. Then Snow White spit out an apple, woke up, went to work, got insurance and made a test tube baby."
♦ "I don't believe in e-mail. I stick to old traditions. I prefer to call and hang up"
♦ "The key to happiness is to dream, the key to success is to turn dreams into reality" James Allen
♦ "You learn the fastest in three cases - before the age of 7, at trainings, and when life has driven you into a corner" S. Covey
♦ "You don't need hearing to sing karaoke. You need good eyesight and no conscience..."
♦ "If you want to build a ship, then don't drum people together to gather wood, don't distribute work among them, and don't give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the boundless sea space" Antoine de Saint-Exupery
♦ "Sell a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach him how to fish and you ruin a great business opportunity" Karl Marx
♦ “If they give you a left hook, you can answer with a right hook, but it’s better to hit the balls. You don’t have to play the same games.”
♦ "If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." Dalai Lama
♦ "The biggest liars in the world are often our own fears." Rudyard Kipling
♦ "Don't think about how to do something better. Think about how to do it differently"
♦ "Someone once said that there are no uninteresting things in the world. There are only uninterested people" William F.
♦ "Everyone wants to change humanity, but no one thinks about how to change themselves" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "Strong people are always simple" Lev Tolstoy
♦ “It always seems that we are loved because we are so good. But we don’t realize that they love us because those who love us are good” Lev Tolstoy
♦ "I don't have everything I love. But I love everything I have" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "The world moves forward thanks to those who suffer" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "The greatest truths are the simplest" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "Evil is only within us, that is, where it can be taken out" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "A person should always be happy; if happiness ends, look where you made a mistake" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "Everyone is making plans, and no one knows if he will live until the evening" Lev Tolstoy
♦ "Do not forget that in comparison with eternity, all these are seeds"
♦ "If the problem can be solved with money, then this is not a problem. It's just a cost" G. Ford
♦ "A fool can produce a product, but brains are required to sell it"
♦ "If you don't get better, you get worse"
♦ "An optimist sees an opportunity in every difficulty. A pessimist sees a difficulty in every opportunity" G. Grief
♦ “One of the American astronauts once said: “What really makes you think is that you are flying into open space on a ship built from materials purchased in tenders at the most low prices"
♦ "True education is achieved through self-education"
♦ "If you start making decisions the way your heart tells you, you will end up with heart disease."
♦ "It doesn't matter how many buckets of milk you spill, it's important not to lose a cow"
♦ "You can't demand from dirt that it isn't dirt" Anton Chekhov
♦ “If you don’t know what you feel for a person, close your eyes and imagine: he is not. Nowhere. There was not and will not be. Then everything will become clear” ( Anton Chekhov)
♦ "The most important thing, the most important thing - do not humiliate your loved one. It is better to say: "My angel!", And not "Fool" ( Anton Chekhov)
♦ "Do not try to work in one place until you are retired with a gold watch. Find an occupation that you like and make it so that it brings you income"
♦ "We don't have money, so we have to think"
♦ "A woman will always be dependent until she has her own wallet"
♦ "Money won't buy happiness, but it's much nicer to be unhappy with it" Claire Booth Lyos
♦ And in joy and in sorrow, whatever the stress, keep under control - brains, tongue and weight!
♦ "Do not regret the past, do not be afraid of the future and enjoy the present"
♦ "A ship is safer in port, but that's not what it was built for" Grace Hopper
♦ “Until the age of eighteen, a woman needs good parents, from eighteen to thirty-five - a good appearance, from thirty-five to fifty-five - good character, and after fifty-five - good money" Sophie Tucker
♦ "A smart person does not make all the mistakes himself - he gives a chance to others" Winston Churchill
♦ "In life, everything is relative, and you cannot experience only ups, without downs. Everyone is born in right time and in the right place. The only problem is recognizing an opportunity when it comes into view and before it disappears."
♦ "You can never judge what's on a man's mind by what he says"
♦ "Do what you are afraid to do, and do it until you achieve a whole series of successes in it"
♦ "Despair is largely a product of idleness. Active actions keep a person young, daring and prosperous!"
♦ "I am often wrong, but it is very difficult for me to prove it"
♦ "If you're going through hell, don't stop" inston churchill
♦ "Life begins where your comfort zone ends"
♦ "Limited thinking produces limited results. The result is your way of life, your experience and your possessions. What you say programs what will happen to you. Your words create either the life you want or the life you don't want." "As long as you act as usual, you will get the same result that you usually get. If you are not satisfied with this, you need to change your course of action" Zig Ziglar
♦ "You can't try. You can only do or not do."Try" is just an excuse for not doing. Give it up. Do you want to improve your life? Do something!"
♦ "Be present in your present, otherwise you will miss your life" Buddha
♦ "The more grateful you are for what you have, the more you will have to be grateful for" Zig Ziglar
♦ "It's not what happens to you that matters, but what you do with it"
♦ "Humble yourself! We are all different. This makes life fun and interesting, helps to avoid boredom"
♦ "As long as you're concerned about what other people say about you, you're at their mercy" Neil Donald Welsh
♦ "Strive to give more than is expected of you. Be kinder than expected of you. Serve people better than expected of you. Surprise people by treating them better than they expect from you."
♦ "Neighbors should be seen but not heard"
♦ "Mistakes are not terrible when you study, Mistakes when you make are not important, But mistakes that you repeat are bad"
♦ "Life is like riding a bicycle. The slower you go, the harder it is to pedal and keep your balance."
♦ "Gather up all the money you want to spend on doctors, psychics, drugs and buy yourself a tracksuit running shoes and start exercising!"
♦ "Man's main enemy is TV. Instead of loving, suffering and enjoying ourselves, we watch how they do it for us on the screen"
♦ "Do not litter your memory with insults, otherwise there may not be room for wonderful moments." Fedor Dostoevsky
♦ "When you've been betrayed, it's like breaking your arms... You can forgive, but you can't hug." L. N. Tolstoy
♦ "Do not tire yourself thinking about what others think of you"
♦ “Life is lost by the one who has not prepared himself for old age. And old age is not age, but first of all, the loss of muscle tissue. For many, it begins at the age of 20. And the less a person monitors his bodily form, the worse the state of the psyche, the own it more negative emotions. I have a semi-joking formula: give youth and youth to your homeland, and keep old age for yourself. So, I say: do not leave yourself sick. Enter old age as a joy. When you have done everything and you can just enjoy life. That's when it's real old age, which brings satisfaction. Everyone needs a person, he shares his experience, and does not complain about endless sores. Pain always gets in the way."
♦ "Happiness is when nothing hurts"
♦ "It's very easy to solve other people's problems..." Consultant Principle
♦ "The difference between a warrior and an ordinary person is that a warrior sees everything as a challenge, while an ordinary person sees everything as luck or bad luck." "In order to make progress, you need to correct course"
♦ "When you start to peer into the abyss for a long time, the abyss begins to peer into you." Nietzsche
♦ "In the battle of elephants, the ants get the most" Old American proverb
♦ "Don't let our past program our present and future"
♦ "If God delays, it does not mean that he refuses"
♦ "Your own decisions, not circumstances, determine your destiny" Helen Keller
♦ "Someday you will look back and you will be funny"
♦ "Aging does not depend on age, but on lack of movement. And the critical lack of movement is death."
♦ "Most of us create many ways to feel bad, and very few create ways to feel really good."
♦ "In Chinese, the word "crisis" consists of two characters - one means danger, and the other an opportunity" John F. Kennedy
♦ "Everything that does not give pleasure is called work" Bertolt Brecht
♦ "There are people who see a mote in someone else's eye, not seeing the beam in their own." Bertolt Brecht
♦ "Having taken inventory of internal reserves and shortcomings, you will find that your most vulnerable place is the lack of self-confidence"
♦ "Life is a chessboard, and time opposes you. While you hesitate and dodge the move, time eats pieces. You are playing with an opponent who does not forgive indecision!"
♦ "Remember, there are no unsolvable problems. At the moment when you think that there is no way out, remember that you are the producer of your life. And solve this problem"
♦ "The world is too small to afford the luxury of making enemies"
♦ "The only people who don't have problems are the dead"
♦ "Good wood does not grow in silence: the stronger the winds, the stronger the trees" J. Willard Marriott
♦ "The brain itself is immense. It can be equally a receptacle for both heaven and hell" John Milton
♦ “Success and failure are usually not the result of a single event. Failure is the result of not making the right call, not making the last mile, not saying “I love you” in time. Just as failure is the result of insignificant decisions, so success comes from initiative, perseverance and the ability to express your love"
♦ "Don't worry about a lot and you will survive a lot"
♦ "A person does not even think about what he lacks until others boast"
♦ "Find time for work, this is the condition for success.
Take time to reflect, it is a source of strength.
Find time to play, this is the secret of youth.
Take time to read, this is the basis of knowledge.
Find time for Friendship, this is a condition of happiness.
Take time to dream, this is the way to the stars.
Make time for love, that is the true joy of life."
♦ "The more often the brains are set, the more they are on one side"
♦ "Real men have a happy woman, the rest have a strong woman..."
♦ "People immediately notice when you change your attitude towards them ... But they do not notice that the reason for this was their own behavior"
♦ "He who works all day has no time to earn money" John D. Rockefeller
♦ "A lot of people enjoy being alone much more than having to endure other people's antics..."
♦ "When a thief has nothing to steal, he pretends to be honest"
♦ "A right decision made too late is a mistake" Lee Iacocca
♦ "Forge ahead: nothing in the world can replace perseverance. Talent cannot replace it - there is nothing more common than talented failures. Genius cannot replace it - unrealized genius has already become a byword. A good education cannot replace it - the world is full of educated outcasts. Only perseverance and perseverance" Ray Kroc, entrepreneur, restaurateur
♦ "Do not offend those who love you ... They have already ... managed"
♦ "Three phrases that cause panic:
1. It won't hurt.
2. I want to have a serious talk with you…
3. Invalid username or password…"
♦ "The rarest kind of friendship is friendship with one's own head"
♦ "Even the weirdest people can come in handy someday"
♦ "Sometimes it's good to cry - that's what you need to grow" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "You don't have to conform to anyone" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "Everyone needs to be told from time to time good story" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "We are all responsible for those who are smaller than us." Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "Even the saddest things stop being the saddest when treated right." Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "When you're drunk, the world is still around, but at least it's not holding your throat" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "I do not believe that you can change the world for the better. I believe that you can try not to make it worse" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "If you managed to deceive a person, this does not mean that he is a fool - it means that you were trusted more than you deserve" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "Act and move as if you are calm, strong, cheerful, etc. - it all depends on your specific goal - and you will become calm, strong, cheerful. The more you practice and develop this skill, the stronger it becomes" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "Remember - nothing lasts forever, but that doesn't mean it's not worth it" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "The only way to live is to live. Tell yourself, 'I can do it,' even though you know you can't" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "Time heals everything, whether you like it or not. Time heals everything, takes everything away, leaving only darkness in the end. Sometimes in this darkness we meet others, and sometimes we lose them there again" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "If today you are not able to love anyone, at least try not to offend anyone" Tove Jansson, "All about the Moomin"
♦ "Recently I realized what email is for - to communicate with those you don't want to talk to" George Carlin
♦ "Live as if this day is your last, and one day it will be so. And you will be fully armed." George Carlin
♦ "You will not have time to find the meaning of life, as it has already been changed" George Carlin
♦ "If you can't say anything good about someone, that's no reason to be silent!" George Carlin
♦ "Keep learning. Learn more about computers, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never leave your brain idle. An idle brain is the devil's workshop. And the devil's name is Alzheimer." George Carlin
♦ "Home is where our junk is stored while we're away from home to get more junk" George Carlin
♦ "An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "The world is big enough to satisfy the needs of any person, but too small to satisfy human greed" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "If you want change in the future, be that change in the present"
♦ "The weak never forgive. Forgiving is the property of the strong" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it treats animals" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "It has always been a mystery to me: how people can respect themselves by humiliating others like themselves" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "Find a goal - resources will be found" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "The only way to live is to let live" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "I count only on the good in people. I myself am not without sin, and therefore I do not consider myself entitled to focus on the mistakes of others" Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "No" said with deep conviction is better than "yes" said only to please or, worse, to avoid problems. Mahatma Gandhi
♦ "Evil, as a rule, does not sleep and, accordingly, does not understand well why anyone should sleep at all" Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "History teaches us at least that it can always be worse" Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "People think that they will be happy if they move to another place, and then it turns out: wherever you move, you take yourself with you" Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "All people do the same thing. It may seem to them that they sin in a unique way, but for the most part there is nothing original in their little dirty tricks" Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "Many things are hard to forgive, but one day you turn around and you have no one left." Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "Even at the very bottom there are holes in which you can fall" Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "Coming into a world full of troubles and dangers, a person devotes the lion's share of his energy to making it even worse" Science fiction writer Neil Gaiman
♦ "I hate advice - everything but my own"
♦ "You can hit me with the truth, but never pity me with a lie" Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ "Never give anyone your "best" advice because they're not going to follow it." Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ "Solitude is a great luxury" Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ "The older you are, the stronger the wind becomes - and it is always oncoming" Actor, director, screenwriter and producer Jack Nicholson
♦ "If you want to collect honey, don't ruin the hive"
♦ "If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade out of it" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "When a person starts a war with himself, he is already worth something" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Of course, your husband has his flaws! If he were a saint, he would never marry you" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Keep busy. It's the cheapest medicine on earth - and one of the most effective." Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "The expression you wear on your face is more important than the clothes you put on." Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "If you want to remake people, start with yourself. This is both more useful and safer" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Don't be afraid of enemies who attack you, be afraid of friends who flatter you" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Behave like you're already happy and you'll actually be happier" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "In this world, there is only one way to earn love - stop demanding it and start giving love, not hoping for gratitude" Psychologist and educator Dale Carnegie
♦ "Prayer must remain unanswered, otherwise it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence"
♦ "The world is divided into two classes - some believe in the incredible, others do the impossible" Novelist and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Moderation is a fatal property. Only extremes lead to success" Novelist and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Great success always requires some promiscuity" Novelist and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Experience people call their mistakes" Novelist and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Be yourself, the rest of the roles are taken" Novelist and playwright Oscar Wilde
♦ "Our biggest problems come from avoiding the little ones"
♦ "An army of sheep led by a lion stronger than the army lions led by a ram"
♦ "If you expect gratitude for the good, you don't give the good, you sell it..." Omar Khayyam
♦ "No one can go back in time and change their start. But everyone can start now and change their finish"
♦ "Happy is not the one who has all the best, but the one who extracts all the best from what he has"
♦ "The problem with this world is that well-mannered people are full of doubts and idiots are full of confidence."
♦ "Three things never come back - time, word, opportunity. Therefore: do not waste time, choose words, do not miss the opportunity" Confucius
♦ "The world is made up of slackers who want to have money without working and idiots who are willing to work without getting rich" Bernard Show
♦ "Dance is the vertical expression of horizontal desire" Bernard Show
♦ "Hatred is the coward's revenge for the fear he has experienced" Bernard Show
♦ "To be able to endure loneliness and enjoy it is a great gift" Bernard Show
♦ Bernard Show
♦ "Try to get what you love, otherwise you'll have to love what you got" Bernard Show
♦ "Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long" Bernard Show
♦ "The only lesson that can be learned from history is that people do not learn any lessons from history" Bernard Show
♦ "Democracy is a balloon that hangs over your heads and makes you stare up while other people go through your pockets" Bernard Show
♦ "Sometimes you have to make people laugh to distract them from their intention to hang you" Bernard Show
♦ "The greatest sin in relation to one's neighbor is not hatred, but indifference; this is truly the pinnacle of inhumanity" Bernard Show
♦ "It's easier to live with a passionate woman than with a boring one. True, they are sometimes strangled, but rarely abandoned" Bernard Show
♦ "He who knows how, he does, he who does not know, he teaches others" Bernard Show
♦ "Try to get what you love, otherwise you'll have to love what you got" Bernard Show
♦ "Ranks and titles were invented for those whose services to the country are indisputable, but the people of this country are unknown" Bernard Show
♦ "Rich people with no convictions are more dangerous in today's society than poor women with no morals" Bernard Show
♦ "Now that we have learned to fly through the air like birds, to swim under water like fish, we lack only one thing: to learn to live on earth like people" Bernard Show
♦ "To be happy, you have to live in your own paradise! Did you really think that one and the same paradise could satisfy all people without exception?" Mark Twain
♦ "It is worth giving your word that you will not do something, as you will certainly want to" Mark Twain
♦ "Summer is the time of the year when it's very hot to do things that were very cold to do in winter." Mark Twain
♦ "The worst loneliness is when a person is uncomfortable with himself" Mark Twain
♦ "Once in a lifetime, fortune knocks on the door of every person, but at this time a person often sits in the nearest pub and does not hear any knock. Mark Twain
♦ "Being good is such a wear and tear on a person!" Mark Twain
♦ "I have been praised a great many times, and I have always been embarrassed; every time I felt that more could be said" Mark Twain
♦ "It is better to be silent and seem like a fool than to speak up and dispel all doubts. Mark Twain
♦ "If you need money, go to strangers; if you need advice, go to your friends; and if you don't need anything, go to your relatives" Mark Twain
♦ "The truth should be presented as a coat is served, and not thrown in the face like a wet towel." Mark Twain
♦ "Always do the right thing. It will please some people and surprise everyone else." Mark Twain
♦ "Buy land, because no one produces it anymore" Mark Twain
♦ "Never argue with idiots. You will sink to their level, where they will crush you with their experience" Mark Twain
♦ "The greatest happiness that can fall in life is happy childhood" Agatha Christie
♦ "You don't know if you can or not until you try" Agatha Christie
♦ "The fact that the alarm did not ring has already changed many human destinies" Agatha Christie
♦ "You can't judge a man without listening to him" Agatha Christie
♦ "There is nothing more tiring than a man who is always right" Agatha Christie
♦ "All mutual affection between a man and a woman begins with the amazing illusion that you think the same about everything in the world" Agatha Christie
♦ "There is a saying that one should either speak well or nothing about the dead. In my opinion, this is stupidity. The truth always remains true. If it comes to that, you need to restrain yourself when talking about the living. They can be offended - unlike the dead" Agatha Christie
♦ "Smart people don't get offended, but draw conclusions" Agatha Christie
♦ "It's hard to get into history, but it's easy to fall into it" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Highest Degree embarrassment - two glances meeting at the keyhole" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "The optimist believes that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears that this is the case" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Everything is going well, just passing by" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "You want everything at once, but you get nothing and gradually" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "In the beginning was the Word .... However, judging by how events developed further, the Word was unprintable" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "You can't forbid living beautifully. But you can interfere" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Good always conquers evil, so whoever wins is good" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Have you seen a person who never lies? It's hard to see him, but everyone avoids him" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "A decent person can be easily recognized by how clumsily he does meanness" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Thinking is so hard, that's why most people judge" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "People are divided into those who can be relied on and those who need to be relied on" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "If someone appears ready to move mountains, others will surely follow him, ready to wring his neck" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Every person is the blacksmith of his own happiness and the anvil of someone else's" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Born to crawl - crawl everywhere" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "In some, both hemispheres are protected by a skull, in others - by pants" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Some people look brave because they're afraid to run away" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "It's hard to be the last bitch - someone is always attached from behind!" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Life is short. And one must be able to. One must be able to leave a bad film. Throw a bad book. Move away from bad man. A lot of them" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Nothing hurts a person like pieces of his own happiness" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ “Well, at least five minutes a day, think badly about yourself. When they think badly of you, this is one thing ... But five minutes a day about yourself ... It's like thirty minutes of running" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Never exaggerate the stupidity of enemies and the loyalty of friends" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "To be elegant does not mean to be conspicuous, it means to be remembered" M. Zhvanetsky
♦ "Fuck, put on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life" Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "Everything that is pleasant in this world is either harmful, or immoral, or leads to obesity" Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "It's better to be a good man, "swearing" than a quiet, well-mannered creature " Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "There are people in whom God lives. There are people in whom the devil lives. And there are people in whom only worms live" Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "You need to live in such a way that you are remembered and bastards!" Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "If the patient really wants to live, the doctors are powerless" Faina Ranevskaya
♦ "Whatever one may say, there is only one woman in a man's life. All the rest are her shadows..." Coco Chanel
♦ "I don't care what you think of me. I don't think about you at all" Coco Chanel
♦ "There are no ugly women, there are lazy" Coco Chanel
♦ "A woman worries about the future until she gets married. A man doesn't worry about the future until he gets married." Coco Chanel
♦ "Restrain yourself when it hurts, and not make a scene when it hurts - that's what the ideal woman is." Coco Chanel
♦ "Everything is in our hands, so they can not be omitted" Coco Chanel
♦ "Genuine happiness is cheap: if you have to pay a high price for it, then it is a fake." Coco Chanel
♦ "If you were born without wings, don't let them grow" Coco Chanel
♦ "Hands are a girl's calling card; Neck is her passport; Chest is a passport" Coco Chanel
♦ "The more flawless a person is on the outside, the more demons he has inside..." Sigmund Freud
♦ "We do not choose each other by chance ... We meet only those who already exist in our subconscious" Sigmund Freud
♦ "Unfortunately, repressed emotions do not die. They were silenced. And they continue to influence a person from the inside." Sigmund Freud
♦ "The task of making a person happy was not part of the plan for the creation of the world" Sigmund Freud
♦ "You do not stop looking for strength and confidence outside, but you should look for yourself. They have always been there" Sigmund Freud
♦ "Most people don't really want freedom because it comes with responsibility, and most people are afraid of responsibility." Sigmund Freud
♦ "A busy person is rarely visited by idlers - flies do not fly to a boiling pot" Sigmund Freud
♦ "The scale of your personality is determined by the magnitude of the problem that can piss you off" Sigmund Freud
♦ "Everyone sees dreams, but each in a different way. Those who dream in the dark depths of the night see in the morning that dreams crumbled to dust. But those who dream in reality, with their eyes open, are dangerous people, because they can embody dreams in real" Thomas Lawrence
♦ "Life gives us the source material: but it depends on us which of the available opportunities to take and how to use them"
♦ "The skill of the pilot and his desire to survive only manifest when the autopilot is turned off. So try to take the helm and start managing your life. It's much more interesting that way"
♦ "Another day, another opportunity!" Nick Vujicic
♦ "IN stressful situation, feeling the impossibility of gathering strength, it is very important to separate what happened to you from what is happening inside you" Nick Vujicic
♦ "Those who consider themselves a failure are people who do not understand how close they were to success when they folded their hands and gave up" Nick Vujicic
♦ "Consider your attitude to the world as a remote control. If you don't like the program you are watching, you just grab the remote and switch the TV to another program. It's the same with your attitude to life: when you are unhappy with the result, change your approach, regardless of what problem you are facing" Nick Vujicic
♦ "There are many problems in the world that have not touched me. I am sure that my life is a thousand times easier than the lives of many people" Nick Vujicic
♦ "When you are not ready to accept yourself, you are even less ready to accept other people" Nick Vujicic
♦ "If no one opens, knock on several doors at once" Nick Vujicic
♦ "Be a friend when you need friends. Give hope when you need it yourself" Nick Vujicic
♦ If a person close to you has pain in his heart, and emptiness in his soul...
People tend to make mistakes
People tend to get hurt
With a naked heart on a naked stone,
And then the wound remains
The scar remains heavy
And no love. Not a gram.
Man freezes silently
Starts to piss people off
And an icy wolf longing
Knocking at his door in the middle of the night.
He will not fall asleep again until dawn,
Will crumple cigarettes in the fingers.
You'll be waiting for an answer
To invented questions.
He won't say a word now
All he is in the thoughts of the distant somewhere.
Don't judge him harshly
Don't reproach him for it.
Do not be overly cheerful with him,
Do not teach him patience -
All the examples you know
They will be forgotten, unfortunately.
He was deafened by the excruciating pain,
From the furry misfortune of the animal.
He is longing - gray-haired from salt -
Met on a long road.
He froze. Forever? Who knows!
And there seems to be no way out
But one day he will thaw,
As nature told him.
Gradually changing colors
Imperceptibly changing rhythms
From the cold season of January
In the blue serenity of May.
You see - snakes change their skin,
You see - a bird changes feathers.
It's happiness that pain can't
In a person forever nest.
He will wake up early one day
Will break the silence like dough.
Where the wound used to hurt
It will just be a smooth place.
And then through the city to the summer
Running down the main street
Man smiles at the light
And embrace him as an equal. (Sergey Ostrovoy)
Very short stories about life
- One day, all the villagers decided to pray that it would rain. On the day of prayer, all the people gathered, But only one boy came with an umbrella. This is VERA.
- When you throw children in the air, they laugh because they know you will catch them. This is TRUST.
- Every night when we go to bed, we are not sure that we will be alive the next morning, but we still set the alarm. This is HOPE.
- We plan big things for tomorrow even though we don't know anything about the future. This is CONFIDENCE.
- We see that the world is suffering, but we still get married and have children. This is Love.
- On the old man's T-shirt is written the phrase: "I'm not 80, I'm 16 wonderful years plus 64 years of accumulated experience." This is POSITION.
We wish you to be happy and live in accordance with these little stories!
And finally, a few more good thoughts, quotes, tips about life and about life:
♦ "The essence of this lifestyle is not to build endless imaginary alternative scenarios of events happening to us and not to produce endless "could be ...", "if it were", "it's a pity that not" and "it would be more correct ". Instead, you should try to get the most out of what is here and now" Writer Vladimir Yakovlev
♦ "When you feel bad, find someone who is even worse and help him. You will feel better." How simple it sounds! But why go and help someone if I feel bad?
The wife left, the children forgot, they were kicked out of work - life is crumbling! Everything is bad. But if you find a person who needs your help, if he is worse off than you, your troubles will go aside. Dealing with the pain and problems of another person, you switch and forget about your difficulties and hardships.
Remember: negative emotions accumulate, positive ones do not. Helping others, you experience positive emotions. You helped, you see: your help was needed. You could, you took part in someone else's fate. When you feel bad - find someone who is even worse, and help him - you will feel better.
♦ "Live in the present and use it to shape your future to your liking. If you don't change now, the future won't get better. If you're passive and inactive, who will help you? Ultimately, it's up to you. If circumstances do not spoil you, do not give up, but plan, plan and plan again. Do everything in your power, and luck will come to you - it comes to everyone, to everyone who wants it. This is the law of life. And yet, do not delay for tomorrow what you can do today, God help you"
♦ "The past has already ended, this thought must be accepted. There is only the present and the future that we are creating now. Therefore, the past must be understood, accepted and forgiven. Release your past from the present back to the past, there is its place" Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov (Bestseller "Happy for own will")
♦ "Just retire and list everything that you have, what you believe, remember everyone you loved and love. And remember also that there is always a huge boundless sky and the sun above your head, however, sometimes it is hidden from us by clouds, but it's temporary, and it's still there, even if you can't see it now. Think about what you have, and then you will understand what you need" Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov (Bestseller "Happy on my own")
♦ "Maybe you require the fulfillment of your desires from life? But these requirements are also absurd, we can only rely on ourselves and do what depends on us, and the result is always a combination of many circumstances, the requirements here are meaningless. And finally , the third area where your demands can lead to unnecessary problems: maybe you are very demanding of yourself? You need to rely on yourself, not demand " Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov (Bestseller "Happy on my own")
♦ "Remember - fear loves those who look into the future instead of leaning on the present. Fear loves those who feed on dreams instead of doing what it can do under the conditions that exist at the moment. So don't wait for the situation to change, then you will no longer be able to do what you can do now.If you constantly behave in this way, then you will never, I emphasize, never really do anything!" Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov
♦ "We are all human, and bad things happen to people. When something bad happens to you, it only proves that you are alive, because as long as you live, bad things will happen to you. Stop thinking that you are the chosen one, to whom nothing bad can happen. There are no such people, and even if they existed, who would want to communicate with them? They would be so boring. What would you talk about with them? How wonderful everything is in their lives? And would you like to hit them?"
♦ "Learn to downplay, not exaggerate your problems. For our psyche, which itself does not understand anything in this matter, it is better to hear that the problem is trifling than gigantic. And instead of thinking: "My life does not make sense" - think, "Your problems don't have it. If we can devalue our own lives so easily, why don't we redirect our accusatory sting and devalue the problems that devalue our lives?"
♦ "Not only does life affect you, but you also affect life. So consider that you were just dealt bad cards. It happens. Take the cards, shuffle them and deal yourself. It's your responsibility. Don't wait. Don't whine. "Good things don't just happen. You have to make them happen. Think about how you can start living the way you've always wanted to. If there aren't many bad things happening in your life, then there isn't much going on at all." Larry Winget ("Stop whining, keep your head up!")
♦ "This is a variant of the well-known formula that doctor Emile Coué developed for his patients: "EVERY DAY, ALWAYS AND IN EVERYTHING, MY BUSINESS IS GOING BETTER AND BETTER." Repeat this phrase aloud fifty times in the morning and evening, and during the day - as much as you can. The more often you repeat it, the stronger will be its effect on you" Fisher Mark ("Millionaire's Secret")
♦ "Never forget that life is an opportunity. This thesis may seem like a philosophical refinement, but it's true. When one thing doesn't work out for us, another one will definitely work out. As the song sang, "I'm not lucky in death, lucky in love". On all fronts without exception, life never loses. And wisdom consists in always being on the front on which the troops go on the offensive. The ability to switch is a great and necessary skill for us. If somewhere or in something you are chronically unlucky, do something else. You yourself will not notice how life is getting better on the front you left!" Psychologist Andrey Kurpatov ("5 saving steps from depression")
♦ Don't forget your family. Your parents are the only people who love you unconditionally, simply because you are. Communicate with them more often - this will not only give you energy for life and work. When dear people leave this world, they will live in your memories. Let these memories be more.
♦ Complaining about life is a waste of time. Build a conversation constructively, talk about something interesting. Your problems are not interesting to others, but to receive useful information during a conversation is much more valuable than stingy words of sympathy.
♦ There is enough grief in the world; don't exaggerate it. If you can, BE GOOD, but you can't, or you're going through hard times, then at least try not to be a complete nerd.
♦ Life is an unknown road, immeasurable length. Some traveler walks for a long time, for whom it is short. The length of the road, God only knows, sending us on a worldly path, and a person walking does not know the length of his earthly life.
♦ Remember - everything passes and is constantly changing. What seems important now may turn out to be meaningless after a while. Stop focusing on problems, do something useful.
♦ "You can wait until things calm down. When the kids are older, things will get better at work, when the economy picks up, the weather clears up, your back stops hurting...
The fact is that people who are different from you and me never wait for the time to come. They know this will never happen.
Instead, they take risks and take action, even when they have no time to sleep, they have no money, they are hungry, their house is not cleaned, and it is snowing in the yard. Whenever it happens. Because the time comes every day." Seth Godin
♦ Computers eventually break down, people die, relationships fail… The best thing we can do is take a deep breath and reboot.
♦ No matter how bad life may seem, there is always something that can be done and in which you can excel. As long as there is life, there is hope." Stephen Hawking (genius physicist)
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It is impossible to imagine our life without laughter and smiles, without humor and fun. Therefore, from time to time, each of us needs to move away from everyday worries, relax and have at least a little fun. Cool phrases and funny sayings are a sure and wonderful tool for quickly raising a good mood. Cool phrases and statuses are very popular because they describe the exciting moments in the lives of many people in a humorous way. They will help you impress your interlocutors with wit, as well as cheer up friends, colleagues, a bored company or guests at a festive party. cool expressions can also come in handy to “defuse” a tense situation or in awkward situations when you need to correct your oversight.
There are many wonderful funny phrases and expressions. I tried to select the best, funniest "phrases" that, in my opinion, deserve the most attention. Read on and let no one be left without a smile!
- My character, of course, is not sugar, but I was not created for that, to add me to tea!
- If I ever die because of a man, it will only be from laughter.
- I am neither good nor bad. I'm kind in an evil stripe!
- I only have one life and I can't afford to be unhappy!
- I thought I was special, but it turned out - the best ...
- It is not enough to know your own worth - you still need to be in demand.
- What is, you can’t put it back !!!
- So what if the wind is in your head, but thoughts are always fresh ...
- Where have you seen a cat who cares what mice say about her?
- If you spit on my back, then I'm ahead of you!
- Don't tell me what to do and I won't tell you where to go!
- If you want me to be an angel, organize heaven for me!
- My life my rules. If you don't like my rules, stay out of my life.
- She has not been seen in vicious relationships ... Was it not? No… Not noticed!
- You need to live in such a way that others have depression!
- When will they learn how to conduct light into women's handbags ?! I really need it!!!
- We are strong women: we will take out the garbage, and the brain, if necessary!
- Lose weight on three diets! (I can't eat two...)
- He eats - I cook, he wears - I wash, he scatters - I clean. And what would I do without him...
- Women's folk fun: she came up with it herself, she was offended.
- I am like champagne: I can be playful, but I can give it to my head ...
- So you want to be weak woman, but, as luck would have it, either the horses are galloping, or the huts are burning ...
- Sometimes my husband shakes from me ... Still, I am an amazing woman !!!
- Girls are standing, standing aside, pulling handkerchiefs in their hands ... Because for ten girls, according to statistics: 1 gay, 4 alcoholics, 2 divorced, 2 drug addicts and 1 normal, but he is married ...
- What is the difference between fake love and real love? Fake: "I like snowflakes in your hair!" Real: "Fool, why without a hat?"
- If a woman has sparkles in her eyes, then the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something.
- How to make a girl crazy?
“Give her a lot of money and close all the shops!” - Men, let's wash, clean, cook, iron ...., and we want you!
- I so want to cuddle up to someone, put my lips to my ear and whisper ...: “Give me money!”
- Sometimes I open the closet, look in it for a long time and realize that I keep two-thirds of my clothes in case I go crazy.
- Classic women's wardrobe: Nothing to wear. Nowhere to hang. It’s a pity to throw it away ... And there is also a department “Suddenly I lose weight” ...
- You need to smile so wide that problems stumble over a smile!
- An optimist is a person who, even falling face down in the mud, is sure that it is healing!
- Girls, who there wanted to lose weight by spring?
- This morning, while I was painting, I fainted 5 times from my beauty ...
- I used to live alone and all my things were lying around in their places, but now I'm married and all things are neat and beautiful, no one knows where ...
- I want fate to take me by the hair and right in the face - in happiness, in happiness, in happiness.
- A woman should be loved, happy, beautiful! And she doesn't owe anyone anything!
- The smartest plant is horseradish: he knows everything ...
- Now I live only according to this principle: whoever wants - will come, whoever needs it - will call, whoever is bored - will find it! And to whom - In figs, those - In figs!
- All men are bastards! All they need is just one! But why, why not from me-I-I?!
- I would have sent you, but I see you and so from there!
- Women are not interested in rags only if these rags are men.
- If you think that life is beautiful, then antidepressants are chosen correctly.
- If there are nails on the feet, then hands should be on the hands, and animals generally have bast shoes!
- There is nothing better in the world than creaking a bed until dawn!
- Judging by how life is fucking me, I'm fucking sexy!
- Robbers demand a purse or life, women - both.
- Never do evil out of spite! Bad things must come from the heart!
- The smarter a woman is, the more refined and diverse she takes out the brain of her man!
- Any dirty tricks can be put to good use, if only there was a desire…
- Queens never get upset. When they are sad, they just execute someone...
- The weaker sex is stronger than the strong one due to the weakness of the stronger sex to the weaker one.
- Long live split personality - the shortest path to peace of mind!
- Spring is late for us, summer is delayed ... And autumn, you bastard, is punctual!
- I'm a woman - I have evil as standard!
- Don't want to be nice? - Get rid of the Vaseline!
- I am a creative woman. I want - I create, I want - I create ...
- With a teaspoon in my pocket, with a bald cactus in my hand, I’m going to frighten the old lady that lives in the attic, I’ll poke him with a spoon, I’ll order him to sit on the cactus ... I’m a little stupid - I have a certificate! ..
- Vasilisa was a sorceress ... Waving his right sleeve - a lake ... Waving his left - swans ... Waving another 200 grams - and the hallucinations are more complicated ...
- Happiness is when you have a doctor, a cop, a lawyer and a killer among your friends. Life just gets easier...
- There are people, like a drug - you know that it is impossible, but it pulls. And there are people like a cake - sweet, tasty, but sick ...
- I want to, like a bear: to eat up in the summer, and hibernate in the winter. And she lost weight, and slept, and did not see frost!
- Grandfather Frost, I behaved well for a whole year ... and now can I beat someone ???
- Caught a goldfish. She listened to me very carefully and said: “Fry!”
- And they take me away, and they take me away, into a colorful ringing crap, three white horses, two red elephants, a penguin, a hippopotamus and a deer.
- That which does not kill us, then regrets it very much.
- I am air. Don't try to hold on. Breathe while I let you breathe...
- My beloved said to me: “You are evil in the flesh!” Well, I'll implement it. I'm very obedient. And if for some reason he needs it, then how can I get past the request!
- I'm a very good cook... I can hang noodles... Brew porridge... Add oil... In general, I'm a smart sorceress.
- "Baby, I love you!" - excellent status! And all the suns are pleased, and you will not sleep ...
- - You need to treat the girl carefully, like with a Christmas tree.
Cut down and take home? - - Strangers make remarks to my child! How to react?
- Teach your child a magic spell: "My mother teaches me that not every value judgment should serve as a behavior modifier." When pronounced with clear diction and confidently benevolent intonation, it acts similarly to the spell: "Petrify!". And more reliable. Although not for long. But without dangerous side effects. - You begin to understand that everything is really bad when a person cries, who usually calms everyone ...
- As my grandmother used to say, it's better to shoot, reload and shoot again than to shine a flashlight and ask "who's there?"
- In any situation, say "everything is going according to plan" - you never know what kind of fucked up plan you have.
- Sometimes it becomes so cool from the fact that it has become so in fig what was once so important ...
- And I'll leave without noticing the insults.
Chewing a chocolate candy.
And let the evil horse love you,
Not a sun like me. - "Darling, is it true that I'm the only one you have?"
- Yes, what are you talking about today, all agreed, or what !? - A woman, like fire, cannot be left unattended. Or go out, or burn everything to hell !!!
- Alcohol does not help to find the answer, it helps to forget the question....
- Honey, you insist so much on our relationship with you ... I don’t understand, you nervous system made of reinforced concrete or a lifetime reservation in a lunatic asylum?
- Sometimes you think: here it is, happiness! But no, damn it, experience again ...
- Here you drown a person, and it seems so sad, but then bubbles appear, so good, and the heart rejoices.
- It is easy to understand female logic, it is enough to learn how to play billiards with cubes.
- It is necessary to find out the relationship only with those with whom you have these relationships. The rest - in figs on the shore of silence, collect shells ...
- Happiness is when the previous f*ck has already ended, and the next one has not yet begun.
- Cockroaches in the head are still normal. The problem is when a squirrel starts to kick them out ...
- A black cat crossing your path means that the animal is going somewhere. Don't complicate!
- You need to return to the woman as quickly as possible. So quickly that she does not have time to understand that she is fine without you.
- If you love, let go. If it doesn't come back, track it down and kill it.
- There are many other people's nerves in the world - there is no need to fray your own!
- I bought a chalk from cockroaches! Now it’s quiet and calm in my head ... they sit, draw ...
- Here you send someone in a hurry. And in your soul you worry: did you get there? ... didn’t you get there? ...
- - Who are you?
- Kind fairy!
- And why with an ax?
- Yes, the mood is not very good ... - I got up on the wrong foot, sat on the wrong broom, and generally flew in the wrong direction ...
- Give me wings, otherwise the whole ass is in splinters from the broom!
- In general, I love raspberry pies. Of course, they don’t reciprocate, but they don’t behave like bastards either!
- - What will you order?
- I, please, nerves, mind, calmness and * zma ... Yes, more * zma, please. - Don't be a jerk - give the person a second chance. Don't be an idiot - never give a third.
- Nerves in shock, brains in a trance, and logic generally went and shot itself.
- If my mother taught me to be cultured, this does not mean that I don’t kick in the eye, as my father taught me!
- A realist is someone who doesn't care if the glass is half full or half empty. For him, what's in the glass is more important.
- Whatever the rake teaches, but the heart believes in miracles ...
- It's amazing how some people enjoy romantic rake walks.
- If you constantly step on the same rake, then this is a fucking rake!
- Smile more often - and the thicket will smile at you!
- Yes, I'm not an angel, but flying faster on a broomstick.
- Everyone thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. No matter how! Our dream is to eat and not get better!
- All women are angels, but if their wings are cut off, they begin to fly on a broomstick.
- A man should be able to do two things: set fire to huts and scare horses so that his woman has something to do, and not take out his brains.
- ... and yet it is IMPORTANT that the butterflies in the stomach agree with the cockroaches in the head!
- Yesterday, it seemed, I gained my mind-reason ... Today I woke up - but no, I just got it ...
- I don’t promise to bring to sin, but I spend ...
- No need to offend me, I'm a vulnerable girl, just about - immediately into tears ... And then with tearful eyes it's so hard to understand who was hit with a shovel ...
- This morning, such horrors were shown in the mirror ...
- I don't drink flowers and sweets!
- - Girl, why haven't we met yet?
God bless you, stupid creature... - I am not overweight. He's my spare.
- Philologist woman: bright multiple sarcasms on the first date.
- While men, being boys, play war games and cars, women, being girls, immediately prepare to manipulate people and play with dolls.
- It is better to be a favorite wretch than to be an unnecessary perfection.
- Listen to the voice of reason ... Do you hear? Do you hear what the hell he's talking about?
- A woman needs a sense of intimacy, trust, and a strong connection to get into bed with a man. For a man - mainly - a place ...
- Squirrels eat snow. What are you doing to end winter?
- People who helped the spring and ate the snow, why else did you gobble up the asphalt?
- The glass blower accidentally sneezed at work and created a new vase for the Ikea store.
- If things don't go the way you want - it's not your business, let them pass by.
- Can't relieve stress? Don't dress up!!!
- It is wrong to say "toad strangles." It should be like this: “amphibiotropic asphyxia happened to me”
- Macaque koala in cocoa macala. Koala lazily lapped cocoa ...
- Squirrels in spats in the bowels of the tundra dig cedar kernels. In the bowels of the tundra, otters in spats are digging cedar kernels in buckets! Having torn the gaiters from the otter in the tundra, wipe the otter kernels of cedar, wipe the muzzle of the otter with the gaiter - the kernels into buckets, the otter into the tundra.
- After washing the leggings in the swamp, putting the cores in buckets, the otters with squirrels in an embrace quietly finish the jar ... Finishing the moonshine, the otters danced a jig, the squirrels tried on the leggings, muttering that they had seen a worse holiday in the tundra.
- I speak English with a dictionary, so far I am shy with people ...
- Sliding under the table, do not forget to politely say goodbye to the guests.
- There is a genius in each of us. And every day it gets stronger and stronger...
- I do not know what you are taking from the head, but it obviously does not help you!
- Sorry, I'm saying when you interrupt…
- A beautiful woman pleases the male gaze, an ugly woman pleases the female!
- There are no perpetual motion machines in the world, but there are plenty of perpetual brakes!
- Take care of the Motherland! Vacation abroad!
- I am constantly haunted by smart thoughts, but I find myself faster ...
- Everyone is spoiled to the best of their ability.
- If a gentleman says to a lady "I understand you perfectly", he means "You are talking twice as much as necessary"!
- If it is right to leave your husband, then he will definitely return ... like a boomerang.
- If you want to bring a person to sclerosis, give him a loan.
- Looking at how some accumulate good, others begin to accumulate evil.
- There are so many interesting things in this life and so few people who are interested.
- If you want to marry smart, beautiful and rich, marry three times.
- Sclerosis cannot be cured, but you can forget about it.
- If you cannot be a star in the sky, at least become a lamp in the house.
- A man, even if he could understand what a woman thinks, he still would not believe.
- The best way to organize a panic is to ask everyone to remain calm.
- Everyone wants to have a good time, but you can't.
- Tell me I'm wrong and I'll tell you who you are.
- What a pity that you are finally leaving! ..
- Lost conscience. I ask the finder not to worry and keep it to yourself.
The assembly included funny quotes about life with humor:
Though I am the sun, I will never shine for you!
And yet it is not in vain that “Indian summer” happens in the fall. Last chance to decide with whom you will spend the winter.
I look, Vasya, your eyes are sleepy and your back is all scratched: Probably, you didn’t sleep all night again, you scratched your back? ..
God loves idiots. Otherwise, what for did he create so many of them?
I'm like salt: it's not sweet with me, but it's not tasty without me.
In childhood, girls like beautiful dolls, and boys like beautiful cars, with age it becomes the other way around!
I'm an optimist! And even if luck turned its back on me, I say: what an ass!
Our store has everything you want but can't buy.
What does "doesn't like" mean? A couple of times with a frying pan in the face and: “Profty, honey, I was fucking ...”
It’s always like this: if you say well, you will jinx it, if you say it badly, you will croak!
Autumn morning ... very dreary. Rain outside the window, but in my soul .. maet ... How I want ... what ... I didn’t think of .. Maybe coffee .. But no .. Cognac!
All people who do not get enough sleep in this life will definitely become cats in the next.
As soon as you sit down to work, someone will surely wake you up ...
They say that beauty will save the world. Yesterday I was riding a bus, looking at faces ... It looks like there will be a war soon, my beauty alone will not be enough for the whole world.
For me, there are only two musical styles - "like" and "dislike".
Every year toothpastes get better and teeth get worse.
If you look at life from the other side, you can see the ass ...
Born to shop, but forced to go to work.
If a black cat crossed the road back and forth - did he double the punishment or cancel his decision?
Before you spit in the soul, check the direction of the wind.
Women's logic - "It's better to say it in a good way, otherwise I'll think of it myself, it will be worse!"
Monday… morning…. Club of green and easy going…
Winter - well done! Came late, left early.
Showed friends focus. Now they want to sell the fuck their Kalina and buy a Ford too.
The Internet is very similar to real life. I went to naked girls - I caught two viruses.
The first rule of house cleaning is to get yourself away from the computer.
Intuition is the ability to smell the head in the ass.
Until I found out what they were saying about me, I would never have thought that my life is so interesting!
And Ivan Tsarevich jumped on his horse! I couldn't stand Vasilisa.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank my skeleton for the support it has given me all these years.
Called dreams, adventures, great deeds and discoveries! But the couch screamed the loudest.
I constantly think about horses - all the time in my head: “E6 it’s all a horse!”
I'm waiting for a baby! Which is already fucking hanging around for about the second day, how difficult it is with teenagers!
AvtoVAZ employees released 43 future accidents off the assembly line yesterday.
If your husband laughs at your logic, remind him how he ran to the store for vodka 5 times in the evening.
Husband's shirt is the wife's face! The fur coat of the wife is the face of the husband!
Friendship, after all, it can be different ... For me, a dog is a four-legged friend, and for a birch tree - a three-legged enemy.
This morning at the Tyumen airport "Roshchino" two drug addicts were detained, who left much earlier than their flight.
Two rule the world - Horseradish and Toad; the first knows everything, and the second strangles everyone.
Such is life: a fool is clever, a smart one is fooling around ...
Yesterday I took my soul away ... Today I can’t remember where!
You're rude to me like you have a spare jaw in your pocket!
Doctors are divided into three categories: a doctor from God, a doctor - well, with God, and a doctor - God forbid!
Rush hour in the Moscow metro is so harsh that there is even a queue to climb over the fence.
People were taken to a psychiatric hospital claiming to have seen the work of road services.
To wear glasses, it is not enough to be smart, you also need to see badly.
In China, too, two troubles - quantity and quality!
I am ready to take any number of steps towards, but not a single one in pursuit.
Being a woman is very difficult! You never know when the next seizure will hit.
I am fluent in Russian, English, French, and in other lessons too.
Insomnia tormented ... In the evening I fall asleep early, in the morning I wake up late, but after dinner I toss and turn for hours - I can’t fall asleep.
I've already started talking to the armchair, flirting with the TV, having breakfast with the computer... Give me a call before I get serious with the vacuum cleaner.
- Girl, excuse me, are you from school? - I? And what else…
interesting funny quotes about life with humor and love ...
